Saturday, October 11, 2008

i should be on the phone now, being a girlfriend.

so, as promised...this is why i'm a moron:
i'm being a little pussy bitch about all this...
i'm sitting here writing a blog instead of reaching deep down in front and locating my testicles (figaritvely of course) and calling my beloved and letting him know what's what. i'm talking to everyone but him...if he were doing this to me...i'd call him a moron, thus: I AM A MORON.

i've gone real soft man, Reeeeeeeal soft.

baked potato indeed.

hopefully there's still time to repair the damage of 5 days of pussitude.

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